Sunday 20 November 2011

5 RIDICULOUS JOBS THAT ACTUALLY EXIST


Yes folks, there’s life beyond the B. Tech, B.Com and your other boring typical stuff. Here, take a look at these jobs that REALLY exist. Some of these jobs are so adorable that you wish you had this job…others?..just ew!..Check it out!

1.       LUXURY BED TESTER

Oh you’re going to love this job. As the name suggests, you get paid to sleep on luxury beds, that’s all. Take the example of Miss Madigan who is 22 years old and earns a decent sum of 1000 pounds at Simon Horn limited just to sleep on big, super cozy beds from 10 am to 6 pm and judge whether the beds are comfortable enough or not. Jealous eh?  Like this alone is not enough, she often gets free alcohol, chips, spicy food, and sometimes even cocaine to see the effect of all this on her sleep. Now what I am wondering is what are the qualifications needed for one to get this job?!



2.       SELL YOUR SPOT IN QUEUE


Imagine yourself standing yourself in a queue for three hours just to buy a train ticket for your way home. You are thirsty and irritated. If I ask you to get lost and let me stand in the queue in your place because I am in hurry, would you let me? Of course not. But what if I pay you, 50 dollars for that? Would you? Yes, you would. That’s what you do in this job. SuperOyster.com. are building a merchant service that allows people to sell their spot in line. This sounds whacky until you hear him rattle off the markets where this is applicable: pro football tickets, high-end automobiles, condos, fashion accessories, and exclusive memberships. It also applies very nicely to hot, scarce products like the Xbox 360 or concert tickets. 

3. WHISKEY AMBASSADOR


Hell yeah! To all the men and women out there who like to get drunk till they are about to explode, here is your dream job. Ready your resume! Whisky Ambassadors are responsible for choosing the finest whiskey’s and teaching their clients the proper way to taste them. They get to taste the finest of wines, costliest of whiskeys and classy champagnes for “quality check”. Get paid to get drunk…come on, what else do you want?! 


4. PET FOOD TASTER


This is one job I’d really like to see someone working at. All you have to do in this job is eat food meant for cats, dogs, cows, pigs, fishes etc. and write your report about the quality of food. It is quite an obvious sort of job actually. You must have seen Ads of TV and newspapers that “Dog Food is now tastier! Healthier!”…So? did you never wonder that if dogs can’t speak, how do they know that the food is “tastier”? So if your dog really enjoys eating pedigree, you owe a thankful note to a pet food tester.


5. ODOR JUDGE


Guys this is one really disgusting job. I mean it. You will hate this job even if you are paid in millions. If you’re the kind whose day gets ruined easily, don’t read it any further lol. Lets meet Mr. Levitt. He paid two brave souls to indulge repeatedly in the odors of other people's farts! Sixteen healthy subjects volunteered to eat pinto beans and insert small plastic collection tubes into their anuses (worst-job runners-up, to be sure). After each "episode of flatulence," Levitt syringed the gas into a discrete container, rigorously maintaining fart integrity. The odor judges then sat down with at least 100 samples, opened the caps one at a time, and inhaled robustly. As their faces writhed in agony, they rated just how noxious the smell was. The samples were also chemically analyzed, and-eureka!-Levitt determined definitively the most malodorous component of the human flatus: hydrogen sulfide.




2 comments:

  1. hey, nw post the qualifications for luxury bed tester's job..... :D:D:D

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  2. haha...there's just one qualification needed - extraordinary LUCK. ;)

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